Captain’s log, Day 157: obsession with turbans continues.. so far there is no sign of turning back any time soon. Conditions: warm ears and wind blocking abilities through a process of wrapping, braiding and tying. I’ve also started noticing there seems to be an addictive quality to the turban time, one where obsession over new wrapping methods is combined with multiple scarves to create larger and more intricate patterns and shapes. Fashionable women across the nation have started “TTing it” as it’s known in inner circles. Authorities do not yet know how far this turban time reaches, but specialists do agree that it is in fact an epidemic. Please see exhibits A through D, photos taken just this past week, in which turban time has been present, full force.
Captain’s note: after reviewing these exhibits, it appears that high button collared shirts are also quite prevalent. Will write about at more length as the story develops.
Captain CMorr Fancypants, the year of our lord (karl lagerfeld) two thousand one huny and eleven.